I am doing SIX
people's jobs today. Stop f#cking
phoning me, stop asking me to 'pop up' to your office to collect work and take work when I'm f#cking
limping, stop putting all your phone calls through to me because you can't be f#cking
bothered, stop telling me your stuff is urgent because I bet it's f#cking
not and you'll just have to wait your turn and it's your own fault for sacking secretaries and allowing Legal Execs to procreate and putting people on part-time so you can F#CKING
WELL WAIT IN LINE.