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Things I Don't Like About Women - LaBelle of the Ball
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Things I Don't Like About Women
1. Women drivers never allow you across a road. They certainly don't acknowledge your presence, let alone thank you, when you've had to give way to them when you shouldn't have had to.

2. Women who don't look where they're going, distracted by noises and lights and their reflections, who accidentally smash into you.

3. Women who perceive you as some sort of evolutionary threat, sneer at you like you're dog dirt, then purposefully smash into you.

4. It both saddens and annoys me that so many women of today are so sartorially-challenged, they even have to wear their jeans and clinging jersey winter uniform during the height of summer. Aren't they hot, goddamnit? Otherwise a tiny skirt and a cheap orange fake tan. Which is their other winter uniform as well, of course.

I think you'll agree this makes women altogether evil.

But not as evil as complete strangers bandying about my ladylumps as a topic of conversation on an interwebnet political blog read by thousands.
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kiss_me_quick From: kiss_me_quick Date: June 30th, 2006 01:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
5. They generalise.

fifilabelle From: fifilabelle Date: June 30th, 2006 01:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh lighten up and take a joke.
kiss_me_quick From: kiss_me_quick Date: June 30th, 2006 01:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
Er, that was actually meant to be a joke but never mind, I guess I'm just not very funny.

From: suicideally Date: June 30th, 2006 01:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
I know you're not being entirely serious, but listing these problems as problems about women is not very helpful.
fifilabelle From: fifilabelle Date: June 30th, 2006 01:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh I'm sorry, I missed the part where we were obliged to say anything helpful on our own blogs.
From: suicideally Date: June 30th, 2006 01:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Of course you're allowed to write whatever you like on your own blog. However, you didn't disallow comments, and I find misogynistic generalisations fairly offensive even in jest, so I said something.
It's really not a big deal. Feel free to delete my comments if they upset you.
publicansdecoy From: publicansdecoy Date: June 30th, 2006 01:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was very odd, wasn't it. Still, Wardytron stood up for your norks!

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wardytron From: wardytron Date: June 30th, 2006 01:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
I could have beeb ungallant and pointed out that they were 32D, but that would have been ungallant, as is doing so here, so that's why I didn't.
shewho From: shewho Date: June 30th, 2006 06:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
heh, famous norks? who's been talking?
scarletdemon From: scarletdemon Date: October 7th, 2006 10:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
How did I miss this? I hate most women actually.
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